Saturday, 4 October 2014

Running: True Lies



Running races for me is literally as addictive as cheese is to mice, carrots are to bunnies and bones are to dogs


I have been racing now since 2005 (well, if you can all it racing..I am FAR from fast but it is a race I am in it so...!)

Anyhoo, I have now done more races than I can count (after all I only have ten fingers!) and I have noticed a common theme ....hence the reason for this blog...

The true lies of running races!

1) " The finish is JUST around the corner!"
Hmmm..... I am not entirely sure WHICH corner they mean but sure as rabbits are rabbits, they DON'T mean the corner that I am just about to run around..or the one after thar..ore the one after that ..and well you get what I  mean!





2) " This is the last hill!"
Yeah...and yesterday pigs flew over the Mersey!



3) "Lookin' good!"
This could be true...if you replace the word good with drunk/mental/insane/ crazy/like your head is going to fall off/like a mop!
4) " NEVER AGAIN!"
This is my favourite!! If we have said it once, we have said it one hundred million times! The first time that I met my bro, David Marsh was crossing the finish line of the 2011, Liverpool Marathon and my very first words to him were, 'I am never doing this again!' One week later, I had signed up for Liverpool 2012. During which I spent the last mile or so telling Ste Higham, that I was NEVER doing this again...guess what I will be doing on June 15 2015?



BUT ..without all of these supportive shout outs.and yes they ARE supportive..running wouldn't be running..racing wouldn't be racing and we wouldn't be the running family that I have come to know and love!




Now ...what race to do next...!??



Monday, 11 August 2014

And this one time at band camp...


Long Lake Camp For The Arts -Summer 2009

To this day, I will never forget the first thing the Camp Director (Geoff!) said to us in our first meeting, "This camp will change your life!" 
And guess what it did....
Without Long Lake, I would not have friends from all over the world ,
I wouldn't spend HOURS putting the world to RIGHTS with Lily Carruthers!, I would not have met the girl that is to be my Maid of Honour (Rachael Romano - I am looking at you!), I would not have seen kids that swear blind that they HATE sport willingly taking part in Sports Sundays, I would not have experienced 4th of July in America, I would not have believed kids could be SO talented, I would not have lost 'the game!'  I would not have seen 'my kids' do and become things that they didn't even dream of, I wouldn't have experienced Parent's Weekend Food and.

.I wouldn't thought I had the guts to stand up on stage on Counsellor Talent Night and perform this poem I had written!

Ode to Long Lake

In my first week here at Long Lake, I have never felt so alone,
I missed my Liverpool Life and I wanted to go home.

I used to lay awake at night and worry in my bed,
I didn't think I could make it through the ten weeks that lay ahead.

But now, I stand up here tonight and look at all the friends I've made,
I look back on my summer time and I'm super glad I stayed!




So, listen to my poem now about a camp that's in New York,
I really hope you like it lots and don't just think that I'm a dork!

The success stories we have had here, have all been really sound
Such as a Winnie the Pooh Bear bottle, that was lost and then was found!

There've been campers up there on the stage acting out their hearts
Giving it their all, as they become their parts!

The dirty knives and forks here, we put them in the Moo
The handle goes in first, you know just what to do!


The cups here, they are silver, I'm afraid they are not gold
But they do contain drinks that are hot as well as cold!

In the dining room, it's clockwise that we go
You do not run around, instead you go dead slow!

Now, the dinner trays that we eat from, have 6 entire parts,
It's just one TRADITION here at this place that's for the arts


So is raising hands, when we want you to be quiet
And we all know that here it is impossible to diet!

Please ensure your beds are always top to tail
Because if you leave them otherwise, it's inspection you will fail!

Day trips to the water park and theme park there have been
And Harry Potter and Star Dust are the films that we have seen!



The talent of the kids here, it really is insane
And by the way those playing, I just lost the game!

The campers here have learnt many a play and song
There is always singing here around the lake that is so long!

It is over in the fab that you may create your wonder piece
And it is in the magic forest that the wonders never cease!

Another thing to do is play at D and D
With Alex 'Moustache Man'  who makes us say tee hee!


The Dance Department rocks and we all know who you are,
Up there on the stage and shining like a star!



Not forgetting music and that makes us all say YAY!
I hope that you have practised your scales well today!

Waterfront was awesome with Rambo the camp's boat
Remember when you are swimming please try to stay afloat!



The costume girls and techies - we all must not forget
Remembering the props team, and those that built the set!

Down at Circus Lot, you can dangle upside down
Unless you're really funny, in which case be a clown!


The directors of our camp are Geoff and Carolynn
And they have taught us front hugs are nothing but a sin

It is the famous 'sex talk' that the Upper Camp have had!
They second step on the Herm is really really BAD!

We are the Sports Department, you all know that we rule
The fact that we teach sports, it makes us really cool!

Kicking grass is what we do, we did it all the summer
Even though it rained alot which was a total bummer!

We always got our guns out, each and every Sunday
And that was what made it, always such a funday!

America V England many sports games there have been,
Land of Hope and Glory, and then God Save our Queen!

The English Dodgeball team, we were nearly undefeated
The US may have beat us once but that's only cos they cheated!

When it comes to sports, we English are the best
And we can beat the USA- just put us to the test!

American Football is a sport,  not worthy of its name
Because you use your hands the whole way through the game

America is a a place of many a funny word
Calling football , soccer is really quite absurd

And calling crisps chips, just really isn't right
And who would know that a torch would be a flash light!

Calling petrol gas, is something you all do
And so is saying the bathroom, when you really mean the loo



Over in the UK, it's a biscuit that we eat
But over in the States, a cookie's the same treat!

The British we queue up and the Americans wait in line,
If they're sneakers then they're yours but if they're trainers then they're mine!

We will take out rubbish and you will take out trash 
And I'm sure it's just the English, that have ever eaten Smash!

I guess now it's time a certain Ringo Starr got a mention
Even though that cheeky swine is not worthy of our attention

He was in The Beatles and they were really super,
It's just a shame the drummer was such  party pooper!

Well I hope you like my poem, cos it was written for you all

Thank you for the memories, I've really had a ball

The camp is nearly over and I will miss you very much
But through the joy of Facebook, I know we'll be in touch!

The 24th August, we will go our seperate way
But I hope you know in Liverpool you can always come and stay

Good Byes are never easy, in fact they're very tough
But I am going to have to say it now because I think I've talked enough!



So now as camp and poem are both almost at their ends,

I would like to finish off by saying - good bye to you my friends!